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HipHopClub
Presented

Midwest Movement MC Battle

Hosted By: Boima Freeman
Music: DJ Mind Control
Galactic Pizza
Midwest Movement MC Battle Champ was "Romes"

Midwest Movement Battle Review
By Comedian Boima Freeman
It was a cold, nipple, polar bear nuts freezing night, Nov the 19th, I had just walked in to Galactic Pizza and it was so warm, My nipples quickly thawed out, as the smell of pizza filled my sense of smell, and I could feel the excitement in the air........

I quickly spoke to Wiz, and he layed out the battle plans like we were in Faluja or about to rob a bank, (where the ski mask son??) He quickly gived me the overview of the night, I went in the back and ordered a med vodka pizza, yes I said it, VODKA PIZZA, made me tipsy but filled me up at the same time.......

As the crowd began to roll in, DJ Mind Control spun some old school back in the day hip hop, You remember when cats were really talking bout something worth listening to?? Yes that type of hip hop.....

First order of business was to get an open mic started, a chance to get the audience and contestants to flex their skills, at first folks were hesitant like fingers in stink coochie.........So naturally I started to crack jokes and call out folks, A lovely lady came up and she and I had an interview session, she squeezed my tiny booty a few times (girl u still owe me, that grabity grab grab was not free). Thanks for coming up on stage you did start the night off on the right note........ As the music continue spinning, cats started to come up and free style, and the night was about to jump off like a man on the ledge who just found out the 17 year old he's been paying child support on was not his and he just lost his job, and found out he was also adopted and his wife has been cheating on him everyday since they got married.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........
Yeah I screamed it, I did it dammit, why???? Because I was hosting, that's why.........

The first two mcs came to the stage, first mc got his thing on, and second mc got his spit on, so this broke the ice like fishing or some shyt.......The rules where as follows, winner stays on to protect his or her turf.........The winner of the first battle was an MC by the name of Konflict , he had a thoughtful yet comical flow, so he knocks head with a couple of MCs, and stayed on until Fiery came up to challenge. This female mc stepped up to the plate and knocked down Konflict in a battle of oooohhhs and awwwws, Konflict hit, and Fiery Returned fire, and finally at the end the audience wanted miss Fiery to advance with her hot flow.........

Next a series of contenders approached and all got knocked out, Until street legal came to the stage, the both battled back and forth ""GET EM BACK.......IF YA CAN" and finally the audience spoke, Fiery was knocked off stage and Street Legal Remained, and the battle moved on, as the night progressed, The crowd got thick like Beyounce's Thighs in her videos.

Next it was a battle between Street Legal and Cush, who was a lethal mc with crazy punch lines, he had more punch lines then Mike Tyson hanging out With Bobby Brown....Get it.......Punch.......Lines (sniff sniff)

Cush basically knocked off the rest of the MCs until the final battle, when he was placed against the winner of the night, who had been sitting in the back, just patiently waiting for his turn up on the microphones... Final battle then Broke out between Cush and Romes, these cat's battled back and forth "GET EM BACK.......IF YA CAN", the battle raged on and on and on, until the audience spoke, proclaiming that Romes was the winner of the final battle.

The Night was finally over, all in all a great show, I had not had more fun since the night I met the nympho midget twice in Mexico at the donkey show...........The Midwest Movement MC Battle had more spitting then a Teething convention, more then a tobacco chewing convention, and more spitting then the retards on a short bus.

HipHopClub would like to thank everyone associated with the Midwest Movement MC Battle, and everyone who came out, hope to see you at the next battle, and remember to "GET EM BACK.......IF YA CAN"

Bigups To Wizdom for putting in all the hard work necessary to have a successful night.